Business

SXSW Attendees Spend $2,000 To Quietly Realize Everyone’s Startup Is Just ChatGPT

AUSTIN, Texas — Thousands of tech founders, investors, and exhausted content creators gathered this week at South by Southwest, where many slowly came to the unsettling realization that nearly...

U.S. Announces Plan to Bring Order to Venezuelan Jungle by Introducing Mining Executives

CARACAS — In a bold new foreign-policy initiative, U.S. officials announced plans this week to stabilize Venezuela’s notoriously lawless southern jungle by introducing what...

China Accidentally Digs Up Entire Fantasy Economy, Promises Not to Turn It Into Giant Golden Dragon (Probably)

BEIJING — In what officials are calling “a moderately shiny Tuesday,” China announced it has uncovered a gold deposit so enormous that economists briefly...

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