WASHINGTON — The White House announced Tuesday that President Donald Trump will impose a 25% tariff on all imported holy water, escalating his increasingly surreal feud with Pope Leo...
LAUSANNE, Switzerland — Declaring it would no longer be “caught flat-footed in the global Battle of the Bulge,” the International Olympic Committee unveiled a...
ELEUTHERA, Bahamas — In what scientists are carefully describing as “a sign of escalating environmental contamination” and everyone else is recognizing as “yeah, that tracks,”...
CARACAS — In a bold new foreign-policy initiative, U.S. officials announced plans this week to stabilize Venezuela’s notoriously lawless southern jungle by introducing what...
NICOSIA, Cyprus — In a move experts are calling “historically inevitable,” Greek F-16 fighter jets have arrived in Cyprus to assist in defense against Iranian...
In what will surely be this year’s most unproductive use of artificial intelligence, a 21‑year‑old woman in Seoul, South Korea apparently decided that not only could...
BEIJING — In what officials are calling “a moderately shiny Tuesday,” China announced it has uncovered a gold deposit so enormous that economists briefly...
