Sports

Iditarod Remains Only Sport Where the Field of Play Includes “Whatever Wants to Kill You Today”

NOME, Alaska — Officials with the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race confirmed Thursday that the event remains the only organized sport where the official field of play includes not...

Colorado Ultramarathon Winner Admits He Only Listened To David Goggins Yelling At Him For 14 Straight Hours

SILVER PEAK, Colo. — In a performance sports scientists are calling “medically concerning but technically effective,” ultramarathon runner Kyle Benton stunned competitors last weekend...

Dallas Area Golf Clubs Introduce New Tier: “Platinum But Humble”

DALLAS — With initiation fees soaring into the “second lake house” range, Dallas-area golf and country clubs have leaned fully into their brand identity:...

Area Man Shows Up To NFL Combine With Impressive 40-Yard Dash, Deep Confusion About What Position He Plays

INDIANAPOLIS — In what scouts are calling “the boldest misunderstanding of organized sports in recent memory,” 26-year-old Brent “Big Ticket” Delaney arrived at the...

Jerry Jones’ Latest Blueprint: “All In, But Strategically All In”

When Jerry Jones speaks, microphones lean forward. And in his most recent round of comments about restoring the Dallas Cowboys to “prominence,” “relevance,” and possibly...