Texas

SXSW Attendees Spend $2,000 To Quietly Realize Everyone’s Startup Is Just ChatGPT

AUSTIN, Texas — Thousands of tech founders, investors, and exhausted content creators gathered this week at South by Southwest, where many slowly came to the unsettling realization that nearly...

Buc-ee’s Declares Legal War On Cartoon Moose, Warns America “No Mammal Is Safe”

LAKE JACKSON, Texas — In what legal scholars are calling “the most aggressive mascot crackdown since corporations realized animals can’t afford lawyers,” Texas travel-center empire...

Scientists Detect Gravitational Waves From Colliding Black Holes; Corpus Christi Still Unable to Locate Reliable Water Supply

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — In a stunning breakthrough for modern physics, scientists have successfully detected faint ripples in spacetime caused by two black holes...

Houston Rodeo Introduces ‘Influencer Petting Zoo’ Where Visitors Can Feed Content Creators Brisket

Officials from the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo this week were proud to unveil what they called their “most interactive exhibit yet,” announcing the...

A Yankee’s Survival Guide to Buc-ee’s

For Yankees visiting Texas during spring break, there are many cultural adjustments to make. The weather is hotter. The trucks are bigger. And the gas...

Dallas Area Golf Clubs Introduce New Tier: “Platinum But Humble”

DALLAS — With initiation fees soaring into the “second lake house” range, Dallas-area golf and country clubs have leaned fully into their brand identity:...

RFK Jr.’s “National BBQ Tour” & the Accidental Meat‑State Diplomacy

In what insiders are calling “the most Texas thing to ever happen in Washington,” U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. recently kicked off...

Jerry Jones’ Latest Blueprint: “All In, But Strategically All In”

When Jerry Jones speaks, microphones lean forward. And in his most recent round of comments about restoring the Dallas Cowboys to “prominence,” “relevance,” and possibly...

Donald Trump’s Corpus Christi Tour: He came, he saw, he secured the bag … of Whataburger

ICYMI, Donald Trump made a quick stop in Corpus Christi last week. The Coastal Bend did what it always does when something loud and...